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HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've decided to update in honor of MTV's new show, FAT CAMP!! For anyone that missed the memo, I am an expert on such places from back when Madonna sent me and my sister to one!! I personally thought it was a waste* of time, I am not fat, I am big boned, and there are better* things to be doing than trying to lose weight, like MAKING ZAC*** HANSON*** FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!!! Speaking of which, my band* has had no career for quite some time now...... so you guys* know what that means!!!!!!!!!! MORE TIME TO STALK* HANSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait I mean GET TO KNOW HANSON ON A MORE PERSONAL LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!! When I'm not assisting Louise in her neverending* search for Scott Baio, that is...... Okay!!!!!! Time to go add Hanson*!!!!!!!!!! ZAC!!! I'M COMING* FOR YOU!!!!!
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[24 Mar 2004|12:18am] |
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After spending the morning sobbing while listening to Middle of Nowhere, I decided the time has come for me to move on. Finally!!!!!! Kenny Vasoli* looks like Zac Hanson's sister's cousin's brother's cousin's Cabbage Patch doll, and that is the next best thing. I mean that as a compliment. He should be flattered. Let's have sex, so you don't have to masturbate as much. Can my adopted* sister stop updating about bullshit before I chop her up and use her as firewood? I have a feeling I will buy an illegal firearm from P. Diddy while we're in NY next week, and shoot her in the fucking face. MMMBOP THIS, BITCH. Anyway, the love of my life a.k.a. Louise* wants to make an album of Scott Baio cover songs, but no one besides me seems to be down with it. Figures!!!!!! It's such a shame because I'd love to make another Acuvue commercial where I can sing the Charles In Charge theme song while shoving contacts in my eyes. Really. I guess an update from me would not be complete without saying hey to Brian Lane. hey Brian Lane!!!!!!!! bye*
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[12 Mar 2004|10:39am] |
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Zac Hanson* is having a baby and it is not mine, WAIT that doesn't make sense so much let me try again. Zac Hanson* knocked someone up and it wasn't me, what is wrong with this picture? :'( Okay that is better. Apparently there are Lillix pillowcases, I'm kidnapping Zac and tying him up and putting the pillowcase* over his head and locking him in my closet until he agrees to impregnate me. Is that creepy?!?!?!?!?! I am listening to the All American Rejects, remember when everyone on LJ obsessed over them that sure died out fast, who does everyone obsess over now? I miss them a little, not that I actually knew them or anything but I used to listen to them a lot because Weez thought Tyson was a ~*hawtie*~ I'm not seeing it but she also likes Scott Baio so I don't know, he's just no Zac Hanson I guess!!!!!! I can't wait until we're on Warped Tour I'm really looking forward to having things thrown at me. I don't have anything else to update about and I don't know what is going on with my band, I will ask our thirteen year old stalker I mean fan* Calum and get back to you guys!!!!!! Oh wait I know that we're in YM and I look like Marcia Brady, go buy that. Nate Barcalow wants to have a threesome with me and my sister I have to go throw up, hey Brian Lane is this good enough I have nothing else to say besides I love Louise bye*
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[08 Mar 2004|01:17am] |
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I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise I love Louise John Mayer dumped me so I am going to date her now bye
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